Misc. Nonsense Phrases from Dreams With No Context
I don't remember what was happening in any of these dreams. I just woke up to find these in my notes app.
"Escalators are just endogenic stairs"
"I am the one who cries!"
- Sad Walter White???
"Lego Elves Holocaust memorial"
"Bitches when they go to China and nothing happens"
"You think my sans undertale au sweater is cringe? Well, so do I"
"I wish i was god from the muscovian god excepr for me. I wpuld basically have enough power to lorem ipsum dolor sit amet"
- from a Tweet?
"We had an online school once, but people got mad because it was teaching kids the truth, like that thre were 48 states"
"Would jk Rowling be a slytherin"
"When yours about to start straight up gooning that shit but out of your eye you see a demon watching you"
"Myth: Niels Bohr had no bitches
Fact: Niels Bohr was a playa"
Fact: Niels Bohr was a playa"
A: Sometimes when I get annoyed, I change my profile picture to the other one just to confuse people.
B: Ah, so are you the Radio Gosha style Indiana Jones or the catgirl?
A: Neither. I'm Black.
B: Ah, so are you the Radio Gosha style Indiana Jones or the catgirl?
A: Neither. I'm Black.
"Legally, the president must wear glasses at least 50% of the time. However, on average, they only do it about ~19% of the time"
"Piss kernel"
Guy who is about to commit vore: I'm not even that hungry. I promise. Actually, I haven't even eaten in several years. So...